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Your heart sank the moment you jokingly asked your wife if she would let a colleague she finds very sexy and attractive fuck her if he happened to hit on her, and she gave you a clear answer: PROBABLY.

Coming back from visiting her son at hospital, where the doctors told her the uremia wasn’t that severe, and that he probably would survive, Karen couldn’t help from pleasuring herself. Knowing that soon her son would come back home, and so that she

concreteboatdontfloat: dotbawah: Probably the one and Only scene where Kirito is on the Verge of Dying… He almost dies against nicholas the renagade, and kuradeel, and Kayaba, and he would against the death scythe as well. Kuradeel. wai you gotta

equestriaafterdarkblog said:What if foreverhuman cuddled the foreverhorse daki? Would he do that? I’d have to take pictures and post them on the internet of course he probably would though he’s pretty enamored with himself

hornedfreak: Here’s a few very doodly concepts of Bernard as a worgen~ More accurate ones haha, he’d be… The most square-shaped werewolf. Top-heavy, so would probably have to walk on all fours most of the time. And his head would be more like a

emozitao: If Suho spoke English he would probably say stuff like “gee wiz” and “oh golly” and “hot diggity dog”

cumaeansibyl: stellasgibson: Finally a man who knows what he’s talking about. Daniel Craig would probably be the first to agree to this tbh female bond please omg. That would be the fucking best

Um, that gift I mentioned from Dean. He surprised me with this little figurine from Hot Topic when I was on shift the other day. He got one for everyone, he said (one of the ways he spent his tax return. oh and then he made me feel like shit because

malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse

dumbass-bitch-disease: warandpeas: The Lorax Honestly he probably would have done better if he threatened to kill people and had a gun

i-own-you-and-your-girl: He gave you a smile as if to say that he knows something you don’t.. It probably is nothing right? After all, your fiancé is the quiet and conservative type.. Knowing her, she probably would tell him to keep his pants on

classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: Found a dude’s wallet and returned it to him and he gave me ฮ how about that shit Good ass Ed Dan actually, Ed probably would have rolled the bills up and done a line because that is the kind of man he is

uncertaintimes: KKK Member Walks up to Black Musician in Bar… Most people in this day and age probably would have turned and ran right out of that good ol’ boy’s bar, but not Davis. He stayed and talked with the Klansman for a long time. “At

promiscuous-bliss: Even if my boyfriend would find out about my constant cock cravings, he’s too beta to break up with me. I’m only with him for his money and he knows it and probably even suspects I cheat on him regularly. Even if he doesn’t,

powerburial:pharmachimp:disgruntledseagull:acidbathcat:god this is so funny women r insane i love her dude pee in a paper cup and pour it in the box like lrn to logisticsi would literally piss in the litter box for a joke this guy has no ballsif he’s

savarend replied to your post “v important questions to think about at 6:10 am: what would Armin…” “not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you” plz and he has a patch toward the front of his vest that says “I use he/his

Oh God, Armin would totally be the kid that listens to a lot of old music, because of his grandpa. He probably wouldn’t be aware of top 40 for an embarrassingly long time. Once he did, obviously, it would open up a threshold and he’d love

chrrycola: If you had a theme tune, what would it be? I don’t know the lyrics, but I know the instruments that it would include; a theremin, a glockenspiel and an accordion. It would sound like this “bow, bow, bow doink doink, bow bow.” Like a

allegoricalrose: poeguesquadron2:deny me bread, air,light, spring,but never your laughter. #lbr# there’s probably a lost episode where the doctor and rose met pablo neruda #and he was inspired by the doctor’s love for rose #because i mean #‘as

admiralamott: What I love about Spock in the AOS movies in the fact that in 2009 he was a snarky bitch who would probably throw you out an airlock for breathing in his general direction And then in Beyond he’s like this really loving sensitive bean

yasmin-sara: Would someone please write a verse to go along with this I’d love you forever Innnn West Spinner’s End I was born and raised, Doing magic was how I spent most of my days. Dressin’ like a nerd and lookin’ kinda silly,

pretentiouslimericks: jackdonnellys: can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent

kasukasukasumisty: stupidcoolfinnparty: dee-b-caulfield: burninghonesty: Oh my god what if what if Finn loses the hat for good that would be a ballsy change I tell ya Yes! I feel the writers need to stop vaccilating and finally do something to really

I think when I play Dragon Age: Inquisition (when it comes out) I’m going to have to have Dorian as a permanent team member because he has the same name as my brother so it just amuses me whenever people talk about him and it’d probably be

I’ve never played Dark Souls, so I wouldn’t really know, but I feel like Connie would probably really like it

extraterramisu:And then Saul and Jesse went to drive go karts if you even care (it happened cause I say so)

siderefposts: numenorss: steeverogers: I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks #piece of shit motherfucker probably would #and he’d find a way to get it too #*flashes avengers

chidoree: if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

huffingtonpost: Bernie Sanders Says He Would Support Legalizing Weed If Given The ChanceHe’s the first presidential candidate from a major party to do so. I only read this because I’m a Nevada resident and, he’s probably as close as anyone

feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay

fatedsong: Gray also probably didn’t want to share a sleeping bag with Juvia because his heart would be racing at amazing speed and he wouldn’t be able to sleep having the person he probably likes cuddling up to him.

i bet when koujaku and noiz get into arguments, their name-calling get weirder and weirder. one moment noiz would be calling koujaku an old man, the next he’ll be calling him a descendant of cthulhu.

dmmd noiz replied to your post: slurpoof said:oh my goodness i lo… Really where…I would love to see others insult koujaku and the look on his face. aoba probably already insults him on a daily basis, he just might not take it as far as noiz

i can see noiz sending koujaku what would seem like a bad joke at but then turning it into a bad sext like. “knock knock.” “who’s there.” “eat me out.” and koujaku will probably either a, pop a boner, or b, beat the shit out of him

bird-yaoi: koujaku would absolutely love eating noiz out because his bf would make the cutest noises and squirm… koujaku knows he’s doing a good job when noiz wraps his legs around his shoulders and pulls on his hair noiz probably has a nice clit

feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay

“He spend a lot of time doing Tai-chi, he likes vegan diet and he reads probably more poetry than the fans would expect.” x

ustanika: hello i’m here to remind you that if sakura ever gets a boyfriend, natsuki would drop everything in america and come back to japan (x) and he probably wouldn’t hesitate to make akira use his DUCK connections to make a complete research

feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay

jomespotter: i want you guys to think of how differently Snape would’ve treated Harry if he looked more like Lily. And i find that disgusting. He probably would’ve been just like Petyr Baelish is towards Sansa if Harry had been a girl with red

unclefather: wassupstyles: What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair very polite

feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay

urbanfantasyinspiration: nerdylilpeebee: wachawii: the group chat is so fucking funny Honestly, he probably would forget that his costume is black. XD The Spiderverse has one collective brain cell and they forgot where they put it

liverpops: people keep asking me what leon looks like when he’s sick and now i cant stop thinking abt it. horrible? sniffly? jk he probably just looks Extra Grumpy™️ and tired. “squall are you sick?” “no.” his answer would be no even if

feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay

pyreo: My headcanon is that Sans set up this whole thing where the ketchup in the bottle would just pour out over your food and he was really pumped for it and he’s already planning to offer you his own food afterward he just wants to see the look

feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay

loliconprince: imagine ur icon making u food wearing nothing but an apron

pretentiouslimericks: jackdonnellys: can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent

feelings-are-just-like-weather: stuckwith-harry: pottersir: voldemort was 71 when he died and the life expectancy for wizards is like 100 and something years so if he didn’t seek to live forever he probably would have actually lived longer #stay

shiftmehoran: If you were Niall’s girlfriend you’d have to be up for a laugh and not take things seriously. He’s the type of boyfriend that you could have burping competitions with and he would probably high five you if you ever farted, claiming

darfin is too good to me, I told him that I was probably going back to therapy and back on lithium and I would need his support and all he said was ‘okay just tell me what to do babe’

wincestmakesmecry: #the way he jogs to catch up is killing me #because he’s so tall #a few full strides at normal speed and he probably would’ve caught up anyway #but it’s making me think of them when they were younger and sam really would have

londns: if harry styles wasnt famous then he would just be a guy in england who is beautiful and no one would even know about him and how perfect he is and that really bothers me i think about this a lot okay and theres probably so many cute guys in

fuckerluke: i want to hug luke he’s so tall so ur face would be smushed against his chest and he’d be so warm and i know that kid smells damn nice and he’d probably rest his chin on top of ur head or something and wrap his arms really tight around

whatever-bender: When I think about it, I don’t think Toph would have liked having to dictate her letters to someone (probably Katara) constantly. Katara probably talked to Sokka to see if he had any ideas and he thought if Toph can “see” with the

daddyslittlefuckdolls: Robin tried everything to win back Paula, but then he realized he could be having sex with a 19-year-old smokeshow model with a perfect bubble butt and legs for days. He probably would’ve ended up doing the right thing for

sage-or-murderer: @jen-iii I finally did it… I got my incredible Zenyatta PotG, just like i said i would.nevermind that if Mcree hadn’t stunned that Reaper he probably would’ve gotten it and we woulda lost

Wolfgang would love to go into more detail, but he’s got some important business matters to attend to. He’s sure Luis gets the idea thou, and should probably get used to wearing revealing outfits. Also, he should finish cleaning up the place,

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